What will happen to me? My program? My career?
The Silicon Valley Tarot knows. Created by Thomas Scoville, this tarot deck became "flavor of the month" on the Internet before a single tree died to create a real card. But everyone who saw it wanted a real, physical deck . . . and so it was printed.
The hardcopy version of the Silicon Valley Tarot is a real 70-card deck, with both major and minor arcana, and includes a 44-page guidebook with Scoville's oracular interpretations, and instructions and sample "spreads" by Tarot maven S. John Ross.
This is the Tarot for the new millennium . . . 2000 came and it's still working. (Like everything else.)